Elbows Up, Darnit!

The Statue of Liberty has an identity problem.

Where have I been? Down, down, deep down under the sea, studying evil magic in the wizards’ school of Domdaniel …. No, I take that back. I was exploring the fragments of vanished civilizations of long ago. (It’s called “editing your memoir.”)

Then I floated back up to the surface, took off my diving suit, and caught up with the news. To my horror, I lea…